Want to make even the most serious lawyer crack a smile? Gift them (or yourself) with this produce pun mousepad, fresh from Blackacre Farms. "Eminent romaine?" "Punitive cabbages?" "Negligence pear se?" Guaranteed to yield a bountiful harvest of groans. The mousepad measures 9.25" x 7.75" and is made of a thick 5mm neoprene base so that it stays put.